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Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
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Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina
She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.
by Hoo f ing March 20, 2023
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Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.
“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
by Lou Slips October 28, 2023
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Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.
Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.
by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023
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Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie
But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .
by dacnomaniac January 1, 2023
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Hoof

“Hoof”

A Hoof is dork, dweeb, or pseudo italian stallion who think they are bigger and badder than everyone else.
Do you know that guy named Hutch? Yeah, what a Hoof!
by JohnnyBallPlayer September 1, 2023
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Hoof

Slang for "good".
ayo bruh, that shit was hoof.
by anonymous December 18, 2020
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