The Brexit

When your partner cums in your ass, and then when they go to smack it afterwards, you fart the shit and cum out all over their hand.

*sharts cum on their hand*

My partner: "Babe, why'd you have to give me the Brexit?"

by SammySterling July 10, 2024

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

A verb meaning to say "Goodbye" without actually leaving. Usually used in online conversations, when someone says "Good night" or "Goodbye", but still reads messages and replies to them.

A: Yo imma go to sleep. good night yall.
B: Good night.
...
some minutes later
...
C: As I've said, Jeremy, this madman, just fuckin jumped off the cliff into the sea and broke both of his legs when hitting the bottom.
A: Lmao thats siiiick.
B: Yo A is brexiting again....
A: Fuck you.

to brexit (v.); brexiting (n)

by mr.language.professor March 21, 2019

brexit

The nasty shit you take after breakfast, which generally involves a fair amount of regret.

gonna have a fag, oop! brexit!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 15, 2019

Brexit

BrexiteerwiseBrexmansmart

The act of telling everyone at a

gathering (e.g. Demolitionn Derby, Suicide Mission, Aristocratic Bullies etc..) , that you are leaving, but actually staying around to see who is the last to crash and burnout (e.g. Greece, Italy, Spain, etc.)
United Kingdom is at the party, brexiting near the front door so to exit when needed...

by UncleJohn2019 May 1, 2019

Brexit

Something that is a staple of British working class culture e.g. slide tackles, Top Gear, Stella.

Sean Dyche plays brexit football

by CluelessCookie March 20, 2024

Brexit

The first poo of the day, and therefore your breakfast exit.

'My brexit pattern runs like clockwork, 8:30am every morning without fail.'

'The first thing I do when I arrive at work is to take my brexit, then grab a coffee, and then I am ready for business.'

by mr loldem October 20, 2019

Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.

Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.

by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022