When you say you're gonna pull out but you don't
Me: I'm gonna cum
Her: please pull out
Me:nah I'm just gonna pull The Brexit on you
by Zeus_1347 November 9, 2019
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Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.
F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving.
G: Apparently he's brexiting.
by DanielDosenbier March 17, 2019
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Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
by ArabStud March 30, 2019
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Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018
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Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now
by Flash Slash April 2, 2019
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The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.
*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."
by L'Agneau January 27, 2019
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British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"

Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.

A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.
by crancher November 5, 2016
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