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Wet Tilapia

A Slimy blowjob given to a manager usually in an attempt to gain favoritism.
Dennis Valdez gave the manager a “ Wet Tilapia” so that he wouldn’t have to be on call.
by AssMuncher305 August 7, 2020
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Makel Tillman

A handsome singer that will one day become a breakthrough artist for Generation Z. He is also an amazing lyrical genius. He will one day produce a groundbreaking song that will touch all hearts.
Makel Tillman has a great voice.
by Me a fan of this person May 29, 2022
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bonus tillandsia

The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).
Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.

Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.

Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!

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Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!
by hayley s. April 10, 2010
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Tieman Drive

A street that will fulfill all of your wildest dreams.
I go to Tieman Drive every once in a while to see my Indian man.
by Melanie July 14, 2003
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Tilan

One crusty 🅱️oii
Tilan is a crusty nonce
by McCumshotxx69420 March 7, 2020
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Tila Nguyen

=HOTTEST ASIAN CHICK ALIVE!!!

Tila...you fukken rock!!!!!
by x October 17, 2003
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