Toddler

Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.

Hey yo, jeff was dead attacked by a gym toddler!

by Ze8mx December 6, 2012

toddlerdiddler

One who diddles toddlers.

After getting busy with that 7 year old, Bourne became a toddlerdiddler.

by Wazley October 16, 2007

tidderpoo

the cost of a regular bag of miggart

dammit, he didn't show up with my miggart, and i've got the tidderpoo

by martay March 5, 2003

Tidderfuggin

1.The process of thinking a word is inappropriate when it fact no such meaning is intended.
2. The process of replacing words with the word tidderfuggin.

Hey man want to come tidderfuggin.

by Tidderfugga September 16, 2012

tiddlebits

"Tiddlebits" refers to a phenomenon that occurs during that moment when you're in a left-turn lane and it's a green light, but cars are coming with JUST the right amount of space between them so as to be highly frustrating. Tiddlebits are the spaces between the vehicles.

"I would make a left-hand turn, but it's naught but tiddlebits ahead."

by triboogie November 13, 2013

Tiddle Dick

A noun used to describe a very arrogant person with an abnormally small penis

The star football player is a total tiddle dick.

by VeMMo July 5, 2016

Tiddles

Whilst en route to being highly intoxicated there is point at which one realises they are slightly drunk yet can still maintain regular human functions. At this point the quantity of alcohol consumed may not corelate to the state of intoxication. This point is tiddles.

Hey bro I'm fucking tiddles.

Haha sick

by Mad Bop October 25, 2018