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Red Thursday

The approximate day, each year, when health insurance deductibles have been met, and patients can get medical treatment for drastically less out of pocket expenses. During this time of year, hospitals see a large increase in business, as surgeries, mri's and other large medical procedures are then scheduled as more patients meet their deductible. On Red Thursday, the blood begins to flow as the surgeons begin to cut. It derives from the term Black Friday, but in a medical context.
That ER visit met my deductible so today is my Red Thursday. I'm going to get that MRI I've been putting off, those injections in my knee, these moles removed, and that surgery to fix that disk in my back.
by Akopian Atrebates October 16, 2019
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Sunflowers on Thursdays

Hey do you think Marcy smells like sunflowers on Thursdays?

Yeah definitely. I saw her kissing a girl last week!
by The Aware One May 5, 2023
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Thursday Moment

A happy or pleasant moment, used in a scenario where someone does not deserve or need context
by TSK007 March 25, 2023
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Thong Thursday

Where everyone including boys HAS to wear a thong every Thursday
Do you wear a thong on Thong Thursdays?
by 2fadeddanza September 29, 2022
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Sloppy Thursday

When someone is giving a blowjob and sneezes all over the recipient's penis, then proceeds to use the snot as lube/flavoring
"my girl gave me one hell of a Sloppy Thursday last night. "
by GlitchClown November 5, 2020
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no pants thursday

the weekly movie played on thursday nights where there are no rules... except you are not permitted to wear pants.
"are you girls excited to crash no pants thursday or what"

"nick we're going to walmart on wednesday because i have to buy some artichokes and boxers for no pants thursday"
by lil d April 5, 2005
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Thirsty Thursdays

These days it is a well-known fact that every Thursday is the day you go down to your local dive bar and it has been infested by loud college girls and juice-heads with pink shirts.
Man 1 "Todd, who are all these people?

Man 2 "Thirsty Thursdays man."
by Dueyutah June 16, 2007
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