Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010

Aussie threesome

An upside-down, or wrong way threesome. Being wrong meaning a two dude, one chick throw down, as opposed to the much more popular American threesome.

At the International dorm in Newcastle, Australia, surprisingly when polled, the Australians preferred the Aussie Threesome . This went against the rest of the students who preferred the traditional MFF.

by NOCT March 31, 2012

awesome threesome

TWO awesome people plus ONE loser = the AWESOME THREESOME!
est. O4.O7.O6

awesome ones:
1. Diana
2. Kimberly

the loser:
1. Jessica

"Man, I wish I was in the awesome threesome."

by fiizzazzle August 29, 2008

volcanic threesome

A threesome whose sexual escapades are both incredibly hot, and spews what, inside the metaphor, would be refered to as "magma".

A volcanic threesome is if you were to be involved in intercourse with Karen O and Nick Zinner at the same time.

by Le Soph November 9, 2008

Swedish Threesome

Sexual intercourse between a pig, a pig (police officer), and a bystander.

I was speeding next to a farm the other day and got pulled over. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had had a Swedish threesome!

by Red Feldhand April 25, 2010

Gods Threesome

Umm... the opposite of the Devils Threesome :D

Gods Threesome: Three girls doing it? IDK

by TwilightGirl902 June 3, 2009

Neapolitian Threesome

A threesome with 3 people of different races. It's the most coveted of all threesomes.

Jason has a girlfriend who's black and she brought a Mexican chick home from the club. Lucky bastard's first one was a neapolitian threesome.

by holden_067 May 15, 2009