thomas the promise

His real name is Thomas Farley...he was the greatest most loving friend that anyone could ask for. Thomas is funny and most of all accepting of many. he had good personal relationships with all his friends. He was killed by a retard who we all hope will spend the rest of his life in jail. With him there was never a boring moment.

Thomas the promise is always doing something crazy and halarious! When ever you're with him you will always be too busy laughing............LOLOLOLOL

by anjlekizzez January 18, 2008

Shitty Thomas

A knockoff of an original.

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.

by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011

Thom

Thom is the funniest most amazing guy you could meet, he shows a lot of respect and is very athletic. He has an amazing bossy and face and is liked by everyone, even though at times he may be annoying and give you mixed signals he is one you don’t want to lose. Everything about him is perfect, his voice, his looks, his sense of humour and his personality, keep a hold of him, because he is a rare one.

Girl 1: he was my best friend and then he just stopped talking to me, I can’t get over it

Girl2: I told you thom was dangerous

Girl1: I miss him

by GuesswhoGH November 21, 2018

Fort Thomas

A overwhelmingly conservative Kentucky city with a population of about 17000 that is three miles south of Cincinnati.About half of the town's population consists of blonde rich mothers who drive SUVS and Range Rovers, yet still complain about gas. The town is almost completely white and crazy pro life republican, though a few minorities and liberals can be spotted on the notorious South Side of Town. The teenagers of the town go to high school at either Highlands or Newport Catholic and for the most part think that they are thugs even though their mothers drive them everywhere. The Cops will pull you over and search you if you go one mile over the speed limit or look like you are from the god forsaken towns of Dayton or Newport. Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.

"Dude, the lady in the Suburban with the Bush '04 sticker won't stop staring at me, she must've never seen a black person, typical Fort Thomas."

by Lars Whalen June 17, 2008

john thomas

male organ (mostly used in England)

let me introduce you to John Thomas

by john cresswell July 16, 2008

Thomas

Thomas is a guy will always be by your side no matter what. He is a great listener and the most loyal friend you can ever ask for.He is a hardcore gamer, an athlete, an a comedian. Thomas can also be very annoying sometimes. He is usually not that tall, but don't let that fool you. Ladies if you're friends with a Thomas you better cuff him real quick because he's a keeper. He has pretty teeth with an attractive face to go along with them. Oh and he's named after a very famous train.

Hi Thomas you're such a great guy.

by Facts1526.org February 10, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a mother fucking hot ass Music Teacher who I desperately wanna have sex with. Like I’m not even kidding. If you see a Thomas 99% of the time he’s fucking hot as hell you don’t wanna be on his bad side to get that Mendussy. Sadly he has a wife and 2 kids but he touched your fingers when you were learning to play I don’t know my name on the Ukulele, so it counts that he likes you back. He’s also really sarcastic but it’s hot when he’s sarcastic tbh.

1: Omg...our Music Teacher is so hot!
2: Yep. Must be a Thomas.

by koreanweeaboo October 19, 2018