There was blood everywhere

A sentence that will automatically make any story awesome. it doesnt matter how annoying or dumb your story is, if this is the last sentence, it will catch everyones attention and make it a fantastic story.

Bob: So I was leaving the grocery store, and my shoe was untied! it sucked.

Batman: Yeah, mhmm *is bored*

Bob: And then i walked to my car

Batman: Mhmmmmmmmm

Bob: There was blood everywhere.

Batman: WHAT? How incredible! Tell that story again!!!

by Evanlutionkills9 December 7, 2009

There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

by Barry June 4, 2004

there, their, they're

Three variations of a phonetically identical utterance that idiots the world over (including directors of my company) can't seem to understand. For these persons, the three variations are fully interchangeable regardless of they're grammatical correctness, which their never likely to grasp in a million years.

Let's go over their and see what there doing with they're pals.

by Originalism April 7, 2005

there's no i in team

John Nolan's lyrical response to jesse Lacey's song "Seventy Times Seven".

Best friends means I pulled the trigger. (There's No I In Team)

VS.

I want to kill you like only a best friend could. (Seventy Times Seven)

by Ashley May 20, 2004

There's the pigeon in question!

When you mention someone's name and they just then appear. Whether they enter the room, walk by, call you or in any way contact you. It is similar to 'Speak of the devil'.

-Jake is always late. Text him and see if he's coming.
(Jake enters)
-There's the pigeon in question!

by --c September 10, 2009

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

There was one

in the movie Stripes, Cruiser talks about why he enlisted in the Army.

Cruiser: "Well I thought I would enlist before I got drafted."

Sgt. Hulka: "Son there is no draft anymore."

Cruiser's response: "There was one?"

by rek40 August 19, 2011