by theo’s favorite November 12, 2020

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”
“Oh shit there he is”
“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
“Oh shit there he is”
“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019

by AndyTheManAlexis April 3, 2004

by Jamie chef January 12, 2022

A natural wild Theo is an absolute fuckwit, but once you get to know him you will hate him even more.
by Cammy boi1234 March 29, 2022

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.
by hOLarious August 2, 2011
