Wonka Tonka

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
by BigzaddyR May 03, 2021
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Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.
“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more
by Vikingwaterfall August 26, 2023
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Wonka Waterfalls

A cute coloquialism for diarrhea, making reference the the "chocolate waterfall" featured in the film "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
I was on the toilet all night last night. I had a case of the 'ole Wonka Waterfalls.
by Cyc4015 November 24, 2017
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Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever
Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half
by Luciousmccain August 14, 2015
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Willy Wonka Flip

A Willy Wonka Flip is when you drink cacao and take LSD. In traditional ceremony, the cacao is consumed about an hour before the LSD. Cacao is a vasodilator and LSD is a vasoconstrictor, so the two are a healthy pairing for your literal and energetic heart.
Wow, Willy Wonka Flipping really opened my heart and expanded my mind.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Want to be a dreamer, be one
Anytime you please and please save me one
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
There is no
Place to go
To compare with your imagination
So go there
To be free
If you truly wish to be
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
by cunt roll January 02, 2019
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Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.
My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.
by Wonkareffic November 17, 2022
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Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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