Sky Wizard

A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.

Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!

Me: Actually, that was the doctor...

Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!

Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.

Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!

Me: And that's why no one believes in him.

by Rhymes with Shnom Snoose. June 12, 2010

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Wizard Dick

Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.

I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.

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Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.

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Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.

by EverydayHumor May 04, 2009

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Wizard Sleeve

Used to describe large, hanging or dangling labia.

As in "Holy cow! Check out the wizard sleeves on that broad!"

by JMFS September 15, 2006

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Black Wizards

A number of wizard servants that live on a very tall mountain where the rain fall not far, yet the sun cannot reach.

i'd like to thank all my black wizards out there! without your help none of this would be possible. there's ihsahn, samoth...

by DaneTheScaryPagan September 27, 2008

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Sex wizard

A sex wizard is someone whose specaturaly magical in bed. They might do things you have never done before . They will make u orgasmic in a split of a second because they are just that good , they know the exact way on how to make your willy wet or your cat meow

Nathan called Michelle a sex wizard , supposedly he’s really good.
He is a sex wizard.

by lover10245 June 26, 2018

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