fuck wad

1.) A mixture of semen and vaginal fluids after intercourse.
2.) A complete jerk, asshole, jack-ass.

1.) Vallisa used a rag to clean up the cold fuck wad off the bed.

2.) It is unbelieveable what that sorry fuck wad did next!

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

gay wad

1. A homosexual male

Dude, that Samuel Owens kid is sucha gay wad!

by KillaChris March 2, 2007

geek-wad

the ultimate loser. king of dorks. wad of geeks.

What are you, geek-wads?? let's go to computer class and then play some chess!

by JJFox November 30, 2003

twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.

"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."

by kroostergirl February 19, 2012

Musket Wad

A thick, heavy load of semen.

I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.

My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.

by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020

doo wad

an epic coagulation of seminal fluids

Ivan is a very big doo wad.

by mattofusa April 1, 2007

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008