spic stache

The pubic hair of a Latina woman

"You should've seen the spic stache on Juanita last night. I think I've got rugburn!"

by Miketheteacher December 12, 2016

Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.

"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."

by catsandcoffee May 20, 2012

Sticky Stache

When you cum on her chest and then slap her across her stach area with a twizzlers pull 'n' peel.

"She's not into donkey punches anymore. She likes to get a Sticky Stache. It raises her blood pressure."

by Mr. Hairylegs March 17, 2008

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan April 03, 2012

Stache dew

Water droplets condensing on a moustache

Yo! sick stache dew bro! you got that condensation on"

by Bulletbaba March 10, 2023

Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 08, 2023