Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

Spider-Man in

When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.

I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020

Spider-Man Arms

Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.

Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.

by stewbeef August 10, 2012

Spider-Man From Fortnite

To overly excess over something. Could be used on a hyper fixation as well. Comes from the “spider man from Fortnite” meme

I Spider-Man from Fortnited on jaidan when I saw her for the first time in 2 weeks. I seriously went “OH MY GOSH ITS JAIDAN!!!”

I Spider-Man from Fortnite when I see a Pontiac vibe

by hubsta April 7, 2022

spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.

Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise

by Aprilinsa August 10, 2017

The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.

Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."

by SoshJam September 30, 2019

Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.

Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?

by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022