Sparrows bum crack

To wake up at a very early time

"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"

by Rourkie August 22, 2022

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

red sparrow

Something to call your penis after period sex.

Ela: I'm on my period, wanna create a red sparrow?

by Alexsandr Senaviev March 7, 2018

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

Jack Sparrow

Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022

Jack Sparrow

There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow,Savvy?

by Its m3 April 17, 2020

sparrow

the bird that Mao Zedong tried to kill because they were destroying China's crops, but he ended up destroying the ecosystem. More crops ended up being eaten by insects.

Don't kill sparrows. Mao Zedong tried, and ended up causing something much worse.

by hahaX6X10^23 May 12, 2019