wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

by Blue muffin December 15, 2017

Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016

Rod Ramming

Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.

Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015

stink rod

A alternative word for feces. Signifies excrement that is rather harsh/brute.

Someone neglected to flush that nasty "stink rod" down the toilet.

by maxrate September 26, 2010

Blazing the rod

Can be used to describe a tingling feeling in the penile area and you getting horny for blaze rods up your ass which acoording to calculations should be about 40 cm's long and 2 meters in width.

Ya know fam, just Blazing the rod

by VenomGaming661 November 29, 2019

Relisher of the rod

a person whom pleasurably appreciates the taste of the penial organ and the juice within

bryan is a real relisher of the rod, he can be found under the bosses desk at noon havin his organ for lunch most days

by concerned in cny June 16, 2012

Rod Hull

A 'Rod Hull' is the act of falling off something and usually dying in the process. The 'Full Rod Hull' is falling off your roof whilst fixing a television aerial.

"I did a Rod Hull off the kitchen counter last night"
"Did you die"
"Not quite"

by William Bixby January 2, 2009