Skip to main content

NoT mY ProBlem

It is an infamous line by Johnny from NCT during their North American tour- Hit the states, when Mark said he kept losing all his bets ever since he came to N.America
MArk: I kEeP lOsINg AlL mY bETs

JohnNY: NoT mY pRobLem
by taeyongdilf June 24, 2021
mugGet the NoT mY ProBlem mug.

white problems

Idle complaints to be distinguished from real issues like famine, war and terminal illness which actually matter.

E.g. Feeling vaguely unhappy in your hedonistic lifestyle, having no money because you routinely blow it all on un-necessary crap, losing the Internet connection in your studio rooftop apartment.
Guy 1: "Leave Jake alone. He has problems"
Guy 2: "Real problems or white problems?"
Guy 1: "err..."
by steve825 September 3, 2011
mugGet the white problems mug.

Brainular problem

The definition of someone ( like an engineer) who refuses to back down on a problem until a (lesser) person such as yourself has to prove how much of a moron they are.
I tried to tel him that wouldn't work and he got mad at me until I explained what his brainular problem was and proved it !!
by Plodo August 16, 2020
mugGet the Brainular problem mug.

Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.
Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end
by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019
mugGet the Brain Problem mug.

Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
mugGet the Prayer Problem mug.

If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023
mugGet the If there’s a problem there’s a product mug.

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna
Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017
mugGet the Lasagna Problem mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email