Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.

he has a Jared

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

jared

A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read

what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018

Jared

Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.

“OH THATS A JARED be careful”

by From the best December 27, 2018

Jared

Big dick nigga

I would definitely let Jared fuck

by Hugechode November 29, 2018

Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted

" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."

by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017

Jared

Jared likes under age kids

Justin: jared looks it’s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom

by Jared ppppo July 14, 2022

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019