Harry Potter

Harry Potter smoked The Philosophers Cone

HARRY:" O man i am so high right now i don't know where i am"

by wane kerr July 23, 2003

harry potter

something unexpected but apsolutly wanted
a hard stick

g-friend - oh my goodness youv'e poped a harry potter.

boyfriend- yep, you want to have some fun ?

by jesse mann 90210 August 8, 2008

Harry Potter

A series of books that nerds are violently defensive about, evidently.

I have no interest in Harry Potter. Been reading some Bukowski, Palahniuk, Thompson, Rand...

You don't like Harry Potter?!? You must be illiterate!!!!

by Applejackson November 18, 2010

Harry Potter

Also known as the boy who lived. He was born in Godrick's Hollow, England. When he was a baby, his parents where killed by the dark lord, Voldemort. He was sent to live with his aunt and uncle, muggles to the extreme. At 11, he got acccepted to Hogwarts, School for Witches and Wizards, where he attened school for 6 years. At year 7, he left school to search for the horcruxes that belong to Lord Voldemort. At the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter defeated the dark lord. He is currently married to Ginverva Weasley, younger sister to his best friend, Ron Weasley.

Ginny: "OMG! You're Harry Potter, you're the boy who lived!"

by SydneyLiz May 25, 2010

harry potter

harry potter is the most retarded book series. it is pretty much lord of the rings without the group of people and just one nerd who does magic and goes on "adventures". he is just trying to get laid

when nazis burn books its bad, when harry potter does it its family fun!

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

harry potter

A semi-entertaining though higly unoriginal book series about some kid with issues facing off dry and predictable villains. It's fun to look up the names of the characters, though. Harry Potter is a fair introduction to fantasy novels, though. Later, you can climb up to Lord of the Rings, Discworld, or Cthulhu Mythos. Especially Discworld. Phrases like "Harry Potter is teh gehy" and "HARRY POTTER IS THE BESTEST THING EVAR!!!!!" are both nonsensical.

Harry Potter isn't completely horrible. It just has crappy characters and plots. And it's unoriginal. Yeah.

by Some Guy November 15, 2003

harry potter

When you have sex with a women and as youre about to jizz scream as loud as possible "expelliarmus" and drown her vagina with your magic juice. If the women is pleased with your performance then you will recieve ten points for griffin dor

Harry potter is awesome in so many ways, he defeats voldemort and my girlfriends pussy

by poseidon1221 October 25, 2014