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goofy chonger

someone who hogs the spliff. the term "goofy" implies that how they act is selfish.
Person 1: broo the zoot's getting too short wanna rocket it real quick
Person 2: nah bro just pass dat shit
Person 1: but bro you've had enough look at you *tries to steal zoot*
Person 2: you're being a real goofy chonger
by viriondash May 26, 2023
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goofy skirt

female who likes acting ridiculously all the time and using phrases like "sounds like a plan stan' or okie dokie artichokie. also applies to men
Abby and Matt are such a pair of goofy skirts
by respectablegoofyskirt September 10, 2010
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Goofy Gonzo

A miny wanksta. This person has a lot of friends and acts cool, but is a huge loser and eats doggy fudge.

When they fight they use a cheap tactic:

When they are alone they deny any responsibility for their actions.

When they have five or more of their fiends they act all tough and in your face.
I hope I get a Goofy Gonzo for Christmas!

A Goofy Gonzo stole my doggy fudge and ate it out of my Hersy Highway.

Steven G@#$ is a goofy gonzo and makes a good arm rest.
by Chauncy Jamal December 15, 2003
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Goofy Gumdrop

A exceptionally silly and funnie gay person (usually a gay) that is very funny and kind with making big words
Yo bro did you see that goofy gumdrop?
No I didn't, are you talking about me because I'm queer?
by Not a goofy gumdrop February 13, 2022
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Goofy Act

When something that looks like it would be in a cartoon, that's a goofy act.
"Did you see the guy who got hit by a car then clubbed in the head with a bat then exploded?"
"Yeah that shit was a goofy act"
by Smagnmga February 7, 2021
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goofy goober'd

when you are high as fuck and can barley walk.

dysfunctionally high
I smoked a fat ass blunt and I was goofy goober'd.
by Lil Choady March 26, 2019
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Goofy dick

When a tall skinny dopey guy has a Huge Dick.
He was a bore, but you saw him he had that Goofy Dick
by Moonie Money February 6, 2023
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