The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.
I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.
by Colorado Bootman October 13, 2021
Get the geezer shotmug. by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
Get the champagne geezermug. by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025
Get the Geezer Ghettomug. An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango
by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018
Get the Land breeze geezermug. TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
by Pushmataha January 29, 2023
Get the The Geezer Banditmug. Some people use It as a term to greet a friend but the geezer I know is a mop haired emo, he loves chocolate too much and is secretly a fruity Don his dad is tt but his sister is a dirty crackhead who thinks she famous. His house is basically a homeless shelter and could easily be robbed by a few Grebs. Overall he’s a bit of a tramp
by Anti geez November 13, 2019
Get the Geezermug. by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017
Get the Geezer gazermug.