Doorknobbing

Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.

You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!

by Ubanman February 20, 2018

Doorknobbing

The action of wrapping a penis around a doorknob so that the door knobber can open and close the door or twist the doorknob in order to get off.

Jim: Did you hear Jared doorknobbing last night?

by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018

doorknob jiggler

A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors

My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.

by V prise July 08, 2024

Tunisian Doorknob

When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.

“Will where is my doorknob”

“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”

by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 03, 2023

Rusty doorknob

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".

1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum

Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"

by jjoohhnnyypp July 22, 2017

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by September 18, 2020