woody wag

When you’re feeling extra confident of your girth so you send a picture to your friends.

Damn I have a woody wag better send it to Mills

by Pizzabortion April 19, 2022

pullin a woody

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

by 700002 December 2, 2009

being a woody

someone who is being: annoying (Usually trying to show you a video), horny, or abusing mayo on their food.

ew! that guy at the party last night was being a woody

by fuckchapman December 29, 2020

Code Woody

When you have a boner and you shout "code woody" as a bunch of other guys surround you in protection

Man I had to pull a code woody at my cousin's house

by Tenaciously tenacious D February 3, 2019

reverse Woody

the act of NOT sleeping with a girl due to her young age and state of vulnerability, getting her number only to text her later to make sure she arrived home safely.

Guy: How come you didn't "hit it and quit it" with that girl? She was all over you!
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.

by redditor April 5, 2012

Woody duo

Two girls making out around your dick. bitch. yes

Shit that guy had a woody duo.

by Erica&emma+mydick May 6, 2009

Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020