ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015

Woody Wertman

Some guy claiming he loves Andrew

Woody Wertman loves Andrew

by Sable Rabbit December 5, 2021

Alex Woody

Alex woody is very pretty girl who’s all round very yummy she’s a yoga pro and absolutely amazing she’s very funny and at the worst of times manages to make you smile it would be impossible to get bored of her and anyone will be lucky to have her in their life she’s a one of a kind and the best kind of weird there’s something so special about her it’s impossible to explain how great she is but she is out of this world

Connor is so lucky to have Alex Woody

by Connor the gg February 4, 2019

woody wag

When you’re feeling extra confident of your girth so you send a picture to your friends.

Damn I have a woody wag better send it to Mills

by Pizzabortion April 19, 2022

reverse Woody

the act of NOT sleeping with a girl due to her young age and state of vulnerability, getting her number only to text her later to make sure she arrived home safely.

Guy: How come you didn't "hit it and quit it" with that girl? She was all over you!
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.

by redditor April 5, 2012

Woody duo

Two girls making out around your dick. bitch. yes

Shit that guy had a woody duo.

by Erica&emma+mydick May 6, 2009

Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020