Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

joseph and the amazing technicolor umbrella

AN INSIDE JOKE

ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.

by fromyourpickle May 13, 2018

Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 7, 2018

Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017

Umbrella

The hottest person in the world

Omg have you seen umbrella; he is so cute I want to stick him up my ass

by hishotgorgeoussexyhumblegf May 11, 2023

Umbrella Hopping

The act of running between friend's umbrellas on a rainy day quickly to avoid getting wet. Often used to get across school commons/courtyards, parking lots, or even quick walks across the street.

I was Umbrella Hopping the whole way across the parking lot!

by AnnLovely May 25, 2011

umbrella

umbrella handles

damn nice umbrella

by yourlocalgp February 9, 2022