Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

by dolph_n May 15, 2021

It's when you dissolve molly in water, then you do a handstand, pump it up your butt with a turkey baster and then you get a big dominican nigga named eduardo to come shake you up like a cocktail
by snapppppppppppppppp January 21, 2018

by maharahaha December 4, 2011

1.) Some brands of tampons package their tampons individually in 'twist-off' plastic packaging. The 'twist off' perforation is usually in between of the string end and the 'head' of the tampon.
A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.
2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.
A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.
2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.
Person 1: Damn it! I dropped my tampon in the toilet while unwrapping it!
Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?
Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?
by BlackAlbinoe September 16, 2013

i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass
by balec December 22, 2021

when your havein sex with a girl on her period and when you come you pull out and fling the condom off...leaving a airborn trail of blood and semen...like a rocket
by nick abarca September 10, 2007
