I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!
by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016
Get the Rod Pastingmug. Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.
Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.
by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015
Get the Rod Rammingmug. Can be used to describe a tingling feeling in the penile area and you getting horny for blaze rods up your ass which acoording to calculations should be about 40 cm's long and 2 meters in width.
by VenomGaming661 November 29, 2019
Get the Blazing the rodmug. by Luke Webber May 17, 2005
Get the flesh rodmug. by brian humphrey March 9, 2005
Get the Bionic Rodmug. Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!
by Blue muffin December 15, 2017
Get the wrinkle rodmug. John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.
John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.
John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.
By: vvvvvvvvv
John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.
John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.
By: vvvvvvvvv
by Craeg.v.c June 8, 2021
Get the John Rodmug.