Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

maxi muff

A combination of Muff Cabbage and Maxi tampon. The ultimate insulting nickname.

Noooo! Not Maxi muff!

by that_gurl;) October 23, 2013

muff monger

A term used to describe a man who attracts females and sleeps with them very frequently, another word for a man whore.

Girl: I slept with the Rick last night.

Girl 2: I got with him two nights ago.

Girl: What a muff monger!

by trinitronitron July 18, 2009

fire muff

A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair.

"I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff"

by Craigco December 3, 2007

muff pat

a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.

origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.

that was a nice shower, now where's Gill... that girl's gagging for a muff pat

by honeybear9001 July 19, 2010

muff smuggle

When a woman hides something in her vagina to transfer illegal goods to another place.

Mary Jane muff smuggled her weed when she flew from Seattle to Tucson.

by Masnatseoj March 16, 2012

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009