Kardashian Effect

The ability for a public figure who has absolutely no redeeming value nor contribution to society to spin that into an asset and able to cash in.

President Obama was elected to office solely on his Kardashian Effect.

by An_Illiterate_Traveler March 13, 2016

keem kardashian

Someone who is as racist as keemstar and as attemtion-whoring as Kim kardashian

Person 1: hey do u see that racist bitch over there?
Person 2: yeah he's a real keem kardashian

by MillerMemestar February 20, 2017

a kim kardashian

When you have been dating for 72 days

Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.

by JoeShome November 06, 2011

Kardashian Marry

to marry someone for a very short amount of time. any amount of time less than three months

I'm going to Kardashian marry my girlfriend due to her saving herself for marriage.

by Monkeypickle November 03, 2011

Khloe Kardashian

The best Kardashian. The funniest one. She is so caring and is always making sure everything is okay. She is very family oriented and has a beautiful daughter called True. Always picks the wrong guys but we still love her. She is such an amazing person and has the best zoduac sign. You guessed it she's a cancer.

Person one: omg that girl is always being the sweetest person ever
Person two: omg I know she is such Khloe Kardashian

by @ethskhlo May 31, 2020

Kardashian Sisters

a new band that is yet to form involving celebrities who became famous because their parents are rich and are somewhat attractive. they will perform on a television station and eventually get their own show called, "Kardashian." One will get married and disappear from television, another will change from a pop rock singer into a rapper, the other will briefly date miley cyrus and similar celebrities. like all other superfluous musicians today, they will either disappear from the public spectrum or be caught sending nude pictures to a friend before miraculously recovering and becoming a very shitty actress

Jen: hey do you like the kardashian sisters!!! omg i love ks!!! kim is so hotttttt!!!! we should TOTALLLI SI UH CONSERTTTA!!

Bob: actually men like musicians based on ability, not money and looks. kinda like how we choose women to date.

by black one July 05, 2011

Kardashian Ass

A unit of measurement denoting a large amount.

Tom: "Hey Dick, how many overtime hours did you work this week"

Dick: "About 30 I reckon."

Tom: "Sheeeeeit, at time and a half pay, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass this week."

by ApacheHellion July 17, 2022