Jared

A cool friend and would never leave his friends but can be a dick sometimes

Man Jared is such a cool friend

by Uber March 15, 2017

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017

Jared

Big dick nigga

I would definitely let Jared fuck

by Hugechode November 29, 2018

Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted

" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."

by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017

jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019

Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.

he has a Jared

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019