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Geezer

by I eat toes all day June 24, 2022
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champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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Geezer

Some gay fag
Oh look, that's a fucking geezer!
by Tinodaddy March 28, 2022
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geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.
I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.
by Colorado Bootman October 13, 2021
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Geezer

Geezer meaning a "bad boy".

Of any age in London England up to the end of the 20th century, a "lad" a person into petty crime maybe, also loud, bit of a Romeo with the ladies, tough street wise.

Possibly from "Guise" clothing/coverage/mask as in disguise. Often a street performer in "disguise".
or
Geezer from Yeezer/Yeeser from old Gaelic meaning Jesus.
"e's a bit of a geezer ain't e?"
"Yea, fuckin' well 'ard. But I reckon I could kick the fuck outta 'im".
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.
Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.
by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025
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Geezer

Evan your a geezer
by Daddy quack May 23, 2023
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