Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account

“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”

by Bluebangs October 10, 2023

[Rock Collector]

A guy who has an endless supply of friends who are girls, upon which he unloads all his pain and suffering onto

"Mate, that guy over there, he's got no mates. All he is a rock collector

by Damien Thorne April 21, 2006

Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.

Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."

by Legocunt August 31, 2017

Bitch Collector

One who collects bitches in their car/mode of transportation. Often is employed by the HBIC as a designated driver, the one the bitches trust their lives with on the road, or whoever the HBIC can get to pick up the bitches.

"The HBIC requests that you be the bitch collector tonight. We need rides to dinner and then the party after. You have the biggest car." (Bitch to potential bitch collector)

by bat shit crazy August 10, 2010

Bone Collector

A woman who intentionally seeks out as many male sexual conquest as possible with No interest emotionally attached.

“Do yourself a favor,avoid that crew of chicks over there,they are Notorious BONE COLLECTORS “

by BigMp June 17, 2025

Sap Collector

A person that collects copious amounts of semen

Yeah Angie... she's a huge sap collector dude stay away from her

by Holden_minutz23 February 20, 2025

Carl The Collector

The pbs kids show that has a awful intro Yes It's Carl The Collector yes it's Carl absolutely Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl Carl Carl The Collector

Carl The Collector is a pbs kids show bassed on a autistic raccoon kid called Carl

by pnmnmorshshttkork February 11, 2025