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COVID-19

COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.

The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.

They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.

The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
Are you protected against COVID-19? If not, shame on you!
by SimonX February 28, 2023
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Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.
Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022
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Covid-19(19)

When the number of new coronavirus infected cases (local or/and imported) in a country or city is one short of a score.
On December 20, 2020, Singapore experienced a Covid-19(19) phenomenon, which prompted some punters to bet on the alleged lucky 4D number 1919.
by Covido December 20, 2020
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Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
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Covid-19

A vacation wich people dont want, and kills.
Fuck Covid-19 said by the middle aged brick throwing man
by Hanz be like June 5, 2020
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covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live
I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds
by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020
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covid 19

the most horrible virus but not the most deadly one. But it deadly very serious.
Covid 19 pandemic coming to end.
by DinamikSoft November 25, 2020
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