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Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.
Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Abraham Lincoln

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.
Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.
by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022
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Abraham

Abraham will be your favorite person you’ve ever met, he’s super sweet, funny, and he’s never boring. he’s attractive and addictive, once you fall for him, he’ll be the earth and heaven to you for the rest of the time you know him. he’s really dependent and needs someone to be there for him, don’t give up on him and always be ready to give him all your love. he really deserves it <3
you’re dating Abraham?”
“yes, he’s the light of my life!”
by lalalallemon May 9, 2022
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abraham moss

the worst school ever in Manchester.The teachers and staff are horrible they force you to do stuff.Loads of fights tend to happen there aswell.
Child:Mum can I go to Abraham Moss?
Mum:Absolutely not!
by Galaxy_.Unicorn January 18, 2021
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Abraham Accords

No capitulation to the Zionists. Their response shows that they cannot be negotiated with.
Hym "No more Abraham Accords. The war-crimes of the Zionists need to be punished rather than rewarded."
by Hym Iam November 1, 2023
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Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
by Anony. Res October 19, 2023
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Abraham

Abraham is a kind, handsome, caring, and loving gentleman. He knows when you are feeling sad, or angry and quickly steps in to make you smile. He is super duper malacuper loyal, and never wants to break your heart.
I really need some of that Abraham!
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