Jewish Mafia

A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion
I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom
by BarryMcCocknher November 05, 2019
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Jewish Blowjob

Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.
Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.
by RueQeal July 20, 2010
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Jewish Ten

Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.
Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.
by Reb Schmuel April 06, 2011
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Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory
by U_Luv_Boobs August 01, 2020
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jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money
He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired
by Hugo TopsynKretts February 20, 2017
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Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.
Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.
by MountainMan379 July 22, 2009
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Jewish Snorkel

The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.
“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”
by Garzie June 24, 2018
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