textually active

when a cell phone has words like 'fuck', 'cunt', and 'penis' already programmed in the dictionary/ t9

"I wonder why my phone doesn't automatically spell the word 'penis'."
"Well, it's probably not <i>textually active.</i>"

by aracelym January 16, 2009

textually active

the eqivilence of phone sex, or computer sex, using only text messages.

Dang, are you being textually active again?!

-yeah, what can i say..he's a text sex machine.

by kateypoo2 December 26, 2007

textually active

another form of cyber sex, sex via text messages.

yae: i had text sex last night
wanda: girl i didnt know you were textually active.

by mcbillions March 9, 2009

Con-Textual Attribution Error

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.

It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.

by mckwistonator October 22, 2011

Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.

He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted

by ashlav January 24, 2012

Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.

Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.

by HotPizza February 18, 2017