tennis face

You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.

"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."

by Ace January 6, 2004

playing tennis

code phrase used for smoking weed. used so that people will not know you're actually smoking weed

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo bro, we playing tennis later?"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll let you know when"

Example 2:
Person 1: "If you're not busy lets play tennis later"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll hit you up"

by tennisplayer123 October 16, 2017

tennis dick

spraining of the dick from over working it

i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night

by the boofer March 9, 2003

Tonsil tennis

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon

Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.

by Omar037 July 7, 2015

diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

by clarebear81 April 2, 2011

tennis tantrum

A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.

Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?

by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017

Boy’s Tennis

A good time with the gents where you “whack it in the showerswith your racket”.

-Man, let’s play some Boy’s Tennis after school!!!
-Sure, but I’ll have to go home first and get me racket.

by BennysPennys68 May 24, 2018