Teeter Twatter

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

by whutthe June 27, 2009

Texcent

When an accent is prevalent in one's text.

Joe: Hey man I am bout to go. Are you ridding with me?
Ben: Nice texcent retard!

by bNEDc March 12, 2009

Teeneh

Nornerd who sounds like a robot

teeneh is an alcoholic robot

by eb0La June 22, 2009

Teccer

A game that's played like tennis, but instead of hitting the green ball with a racquet, you kick the soccer ball over the net to your opponent. The name 'Teccer' is a portmanteau of tennis and soccer.

Teccer anyone?

by Future sports designer September 10, 2012

Tesception

Tesception is the common belief that inside a testicle, there is a whole universe.

guy: i believe in tesception...
girl: thats sick, why?
guy: it gives me some sort of weird security in my testicles.

by jarjar binks is the best!! September 22, 2012

teepee trash

Offensive term used for Native Americans. Parody of the term "Trailer Trash".

Ben: Look at that drunk Indian.
Robert: Yeah, he is such Teepee Trash.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

teepee cock

When an uncircumcised cock has a large foreskin that forms a point , it is reminiscent of a teepee shaped tent

My god , look at that guys teepee cock

by Tee Pee Cock October 3, 2017