Ted Nivison

Ted Nivison is the owner/co-host of the podcast Chuckle Sandwich, alongside JSchlatt and Charlie Slimecicle.
He is well known for his sense of humor and the many inside jokes that surround both his channel and his podcast.
He is often portrayed as either a man in a milk man outfit or a violent sociopath.
"Ted Nivison is a YouTuber."
"Subscribe to Ted Nivison or he'll break your kneecaps."
by The Carrot Man April 05, 2022
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papa ted

A good lookin dude who gets the babes and make other dudes jealous
I hate that dude. I feel kinda guilty though , I only hate him because he is a papa ted
by cokenewspaperwagglebattery February 17, 2018
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Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.
Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.
by UnknownAmerican November 07, 2018
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ted kennedy

Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.
Never get in a car with Ted Kennedy.
by sjinb3 July 04, 2004
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Ted Bell

Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.
"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:

Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down

Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
by Steagles June 06, 2006
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Ted Maul

Moustachioed television news reporter who lives and breathes investigative journalism.
Institutionalised cruelty is one thing. But the twisted brainwrong of a one-off man-mental is quite another. Ted Maul disturbs...
by Montesquieu March 13, 2004
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Ted Nougat

The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.
Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night

Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.

Guy: Maybe not drink?

Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased
by GeyowOfArc July 25, 2011
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