Glitch Tech

An employee for a fictional Video-Game Business known as Hinobi Tech. Originates from the show "Glitch Techs". Once recruited into the Glitch Techs, you are equipped with a Gauntlet, which allows you to capture and contain "glitches" and gain XP. I feel like this show is really underrated, and I do not give a schnitzel if you say I'm too old for it. It's awesome.

Person 1: "Anyways... Have you heard that Glitch-Techs just released a new season?"
Epic Person: "Oh yeah! I love the show! Meko is my favorite Glitch Tech!"

by Sir Mango September 1, 2020

nike tech

wearing the sacred tech means you get an insane amount of hoes but are still loyal

wow, that guy has a nike tech, you know what that means.

by zesty zay April 25, 2022

tech n9ne

Tech n9ne = fastest rapper Twista = just got BEAT! BY TECH NINA

Listen to the two rappers and then you'd know whos faster, itz about time that the new fastest rapper should be announced tech n9ne.

by tech9 January 6, 2008

Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

kaynor tech

A school filled with whore and black big booty girls who want to beat up the white chicks...senior guys take advantage of white freshman girls because in their opinion their easy.

hey dude
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?

well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?

by megan sarinona September 30, 2012

maintenance tech

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.

Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.

by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022

r1z Tech

Someone who practices r1z Tech shows an unwillingness to abide by the standards created by society.

Dude I think he's a femboy...
Yeah, that's what r1z tech does to a man.

by iplayvnl March 30, 2021