a parli teacher is someone who works at parliament hill school. They are either a bitch or can be super nice. They perform the best pantomime’s but they are all snakes. They suck up to the year 7s and think they are so cool.
by Samthphike December 21, 2019
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- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
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- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
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The most foolish kind of species of teachers are substitute teachers. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID... LIKE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. They make you wet your pants.
Substitute teacher: So, what do you normally do in class?
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that
by ILL BE THERE November 19, 2019
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Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!
Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!
Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!
Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!
by HappyGirl1993 October 25, 2010
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Get the Teachers mug.'Tethered' meaning tied or to have a bond with.
Usually when there is a strong bond between two entities (can be two objects, two nations or two people) they are tethered and the strength of the bond can pull through anything. Even when the room seems dark, dusty, smelly and the situation looks downcast, the tethered bond can create a glimmer of hope and reverse the dark to light, the dusty to pristine, the smelly to aromatic and the situation from downcast to bright.
The tethered bond between two people is the most powerful bond that exists in the world therefore making the glimmer of hope even greater.
Usually when there is a strong bond between two entities (can be two objects, two nations or two people) they are tethered and the strength of the bond can pull through anything. Even when the room seems dark, dusty, smelly and the situation looks downcast, the tethered bond can create a glimmer of hope and reverse the dark to light, the dusty to pristine, the smelly to aromatic and the situation from downcast to bright.
The tethered bond between two people is the most powerful bond that exists in the world therefore making the glimmer of hope even greater.
Mother: child, i wish not to discuss the matter any more. we are a little tired of listening to that song of yours
Child: but mother, please listen to the A chord i have been practicing so hard. And mum we shared a strong bond remember.
Mother: oh dear... of course my love, we are tethered. Please play your delightful instrument.
As can be observed the tethered bond between the mother and the child gave a glimmer of hope for the mother to allow her son to play his melodic instrument to her.
Similarly a tethered bond between to people can act as a strength for hope and resolve.
Child: but mother, please listen to the A chord i have been practicing so hard. And mum we shared a strong bond remember.
Mother: oh dear... of course my love, we are tethered. Please play your delightful instrument.
As can be observed the tethered bond between the mother and the child gave a glimmer of hope for the mother to allow her son to play his melodic instrument to her.
Similarly a tethered bond between to people can act as a strength for hope and resolve.
by Loopypops June 8, 2010
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Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.
by concerned student January 3, 2004
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