tapesbylucy

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by fuck shuichi🤢 March 16, 2021

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drilling taters

to hit several homeruns in MVP baseball '05

'the cubs were forced to go the bullpen early in liue of the 16 taters that were drilled off the starting pitcher'

'i shellacked 37 dingers, also smashed 12 round trippers, and ultimately was drilling taters 88 consecutive times, shattering the single season record'

by Twitzle to the tweezy December 6, 2007

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Chicken Taper

a person who raps tape around a chicken before he fucks it, so the chicken doesn't split in half from getting fucked. A more "PC" way of saying "chicken fucker."

Dude, Jim is a real Chicken Taper! He's got gizzards in his pubic hair!

by Big Ed PVD August 18, 2010

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Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

by TresLC October 4, 2016

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jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.

Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!

by ballstits February 21, 2008

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