Stormy Taco

All pussy problems that negate having sex with a woman.

1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea

9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.

"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"

by Oracular11 January 3, 2015

Taco Bell

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Taco Boat

Another name for a Latinas vagina.

Maria is not home right now, she went to have her taco boat waxed!

by Sambiase January 9, 2018

Taco Dwell

When you eat way too much at Taco Bell, to the point of feeling guilty. Subsequently, you immediately start reflecting on how poor your diet is, and how you're going to make better life choices and be healthy next time. Gyms, salads, and lots of water are in your near future. But you're a realist, and you know you'll be back in the Bell's greasy arms before too long.

Shit, I just had 2 chicken chalupas, 3 Doritos tacos, and 4 cheesy gordita crunches! I'm experiencing a little Taco Dwell over here...

by ross sauce February 14, 2017

Taco Bell

The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom

Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell

by Donald Mconald November 13, 2016

Taco Belling

Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.

Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling

by Fake Paul September 6, 2021

Glossy Taco

The code word for glossy top coat in Cristine from simplynailogical's holosexual language.

"Now apply a glossy taco to the nail"

by TheAngryUnicorn July 17, 2017