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Shortest Books in the World

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books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.
Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence
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the world • the world is quiet here • the world is a vampire • the world/inferno friendship society • The World Ends With You • the world is flat • The World Revolving • the world's best business psychologist • The World's Hardest Game • the World Wide Web

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates 

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a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde

b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures
i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.
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be on top of the world 

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The idiom means, be very happy
I'll be on top of the world if i'm gonna win the lotto.

When Laura received the award, she was on top of the world.
be on top of the world by yatzkiee August 8, 2016
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Hide and Seek champion of the World

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Osama bin Laden
My mom and dad are hide and seek enthusiasts and are going to the Middle East to find Osama bin Laden to become the new hide and seek champion of the world.
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The Greatest Pirate Hunter in the World 

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The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.

Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.
"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."

"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"
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The Most Beautiful Girl In The World 

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A girl who you think is perfect for you. Like the girl I have a crush on, she is perfect. Love you Jenny!!!

Love, Buddy.
Me: I LOVE Jenny!!! She is the most beautiful girl in the world!!!
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