Swingline Stapler

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009

Swindlehurst

A town originally called Lindenhurst on Long Island but ever since David J. D’amore I I was born and raised there he has destroyed and swindled every great thing ever made there. He drug dealed his way through middle and put the HIGH in Highschool of which he couldn’t complete after repeating 12th grade a bunch of times. Quit and got his GED aka: Good Enough Diploma. Using none of that education but stealing from his own family and neighborhood. If you hang or date Dave you yourself will be swindled and end up in jail along side him being he is a 5 time plus felon. He is aware he put the “swindle” in Swindlehurst!

Be sure to lock your car doors when parking in “Swindlehurst” or when you return to it in the morning your change cup will be “swindled” aka: stolen along with anything else that can be pawned off. You should wear Kevlar when visiting in “Swindlehurst” it once was a nice sea-side town but is now a ghetto town that resembles “Drastic, Spastic, Mastic”

by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021

Swindle

v. a family man . the first and the last thing on your mind.Alpha and Omegamotherfucker.
vv. the guy that drives women crazy and mindfucks boys .
vv. a song you can't get out of your head .

When Swindles on your mind, your mindfucked bitch.

if sneaking around at night stealing like a bitch .

by gristletoe August 18, 2017

Swingline

A tapler rand, specializing in high quality and often metal staplers.

Dude, pass me the swingline

by opio twinkletoes November 12, 2003

swingle

another way to describe a single bisexual,

"i just broke up with bob, i'm ridin the swingles bus at last!"

by carlos866 August 3, 2006

Swindlecaust

The investment scandle created by the shyster Bernie Madoff which disproportionately affected wealthy Jews.

Uncle Abe lost his life savings when Swindlecaust happened.

by Gavin Cato June 14, 2010

Shinal

Shinal is loyal, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd

Most rare female on the face of the earth, the kind that every boy dreams about, the kind that you long for, the kind that you think is out of this world.

Her eyes will hypnotize any man that looks at them.

you'll find many other girls jealous of her beauty which will often land her in the middle of a scandal.

Every girl want to be her, and every man wants to have her.

Shinal is beautiful

by serenityg9 November 22, 2021