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Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.
“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.
by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024
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swerve damage

Damage to the limbic system caused by rapid movement in an attempt to avoid someone. Swerve damage is often mistaken for dab damage.
Jimmy sustained upper body swerve damage when trying to duck out of view of the tax collector.
by Dj spookytooth November 5, 2018
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Swerve

(Verb), When one turns around during a conversation to look back at the speaker then acts like they are going to speak then changes their mind and turns back around and continues to walk away.
Speaker: Blah blah blah...
Swerver:*Turns around and opens their mouth*, *closes their mouth and turns back around*
by Critnojropshop April 23, 2015
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Swerved

So high/drunk that you swerve in the car without trying(when you do it on purpose its swanggin...and when you got a sound system on its swangin and bangin, usually done while you tip toein the slab).
Me:man you alright player, you swervin a lil
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!
by Mr.swerve-on November 1, 2018
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swerve juice

when you get high on a lot of pussy voice, and after words you talk like a hippy and feel like a gangster.
Yeah man, i just got so high on swerve juice!”

“Even though i ain’t lesbian, i got so high on swerve juice”
by skkkrttt April 24, 2018
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Swerv-ert

Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
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swerve your curve

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.
You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.
by StrandsofMinds February 15, 2017
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