SWAT

Acronym for "Several Wankers Attacking Terrorists".

"There was a terrorist attack. They already called SWAT"

by Sir Aidamus November 28, 2018

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Swat

Slang- Exclamation of excitement or aprovel, normally followed by hitting whatever hard surface is near.

Okay, so everyone is at the table, SWAT.

by S W A T November 15, 2018

SWAT

If you're at a toddlers party and the kids are acting very asinine just say the adverb: SWAT.

S: Super
W: Weird
A: Annoying/ Asinine
T: Toddle/ teen / Teachers etc.

Oh no it's A SWAT!

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ January 8, 2019

SWAT

When you wanna cop shit so hard you go in like SWAT.

Damn bro you see them air force ones on stockx? I'm about to SWAT that shit.

by Dopecracka July 1, 2020

post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.

Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018