Swamp Kitten

A baby alligator.

Look at that momma and her adorable swamp kittens!

by Ganondox September 23, 2018

Swamp ass

When your ass becomes so sweaty that a puddle forms in your pants and your ass becomes a swamp

I've got a serious case of swamp ass from sitting in that chair for too long

by King Swampy January 18, 2018

Swamp Squat

To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.

The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010

the foggy swamp

When somebody is taking a shower in the bathroom, you go in and take a shit. The steam from the shower creates the fog and the shit's odor is much like the smell of a swamp, creating a "foggy swamp" effect

Hey who gave me the foggy swamp when I was in the shower?

by imma gangsta April 21, 2011

swamp taint

An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region

"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"

by RaisinCookieCrumble July 6, 2016

Swamp dogging

Swamp Dogging is the act of defecating on another’s chest in public and/or alongside any road or major freeway.

Hey Joe the other day I was driving down the road and I saw this other guy swamp dogging our buddy, whoa what a mess!

Another example would be when the sheriffs department showed up at my house because somebody caught me swamp dodging my buddy on our trip through Indiana.

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

Swamp Muck

A shit stain from swamp ass.

When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.

Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.

Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017