carpet surfing

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

by kareemo February 3, 2006

Cow Surfing

Mounting a large woman, slapping her on the behind and riding the wave.

Man that girl Joe was with was soooo big. Dude must be into cow surfing or something!

by ERROR_NAN July 28, 2010

vagina surfing

When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave

Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"

by roscoeuk April 7, 2015

Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

bone surfing

the act of screwing, plugging, having sex

The whore was bone surfing on my dick for an hour!

by Elgondo December 29, 2008

bed surfing

Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.

I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.

She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.

by TheFrias November 3, 2013

Wake Surfing

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

by Captain Toady June 28, 2007