The Surgery Resident

When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.

We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.

by kcommedic June 15, 2021

post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.

Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

PERK plastic surgery

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by PSBevHills October 26, 2022

They did surgery on a grape

Did you hear?

Apparently they did surgery on a grape.

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

by theydidsurgeryonagrape20-8-5-2 November 26, 2018

Hernia repair surgery

Invitation to have every law enforcement officer try to finger your scars at tom kotalik request

I wish I'd never had Hernia repair surgery

by Cody5050 August 10, 2022

Knee Surgery

A surgery that is performed in the knees and kneecaps, and commonly involves the tibia and femur.

Person A: "Hey! What's new with you?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"

by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024